Finally reading Divergent. Only about 40 pages in, but it’s pretty good so far.



wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Star Trek Voyager
"All swallowing was suspended as he absorbed as much salty cream into his oral cavity as was possible. Due to the angle and the nature of the member filling the cavity, some semen was lost to attrition. White viscosity dribbled down the corner of the dark mouth as the relaxing member was withdrawn."

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Star Trek Voyager

"All swallowing was suspended as he absorbed as much salty cream into his oral cavity as was possible. Due to the angle and the nature of the member filling the cavity, some semen was lost to attrition. White viscosity dribbled down the corner of the dark mouth as the relaxing member was withdrawn."


Homer's silhouette appears in the sky.
Bart: Is that dad?
Lisa: Either that or Batman really let himself go!

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up


Trickster: Holy oil? Where did that come from?
Dean: I guess you could say I got it out of Sam's ass.

youreprettyyummy:

chalktai:

pr0digee:

This is the BEST LINE EVER.

Oyea

Oh. Why, thank you.

youreprettyyummy:

chalktai:

pr0digee:

This is the BEST LINE EVER.

Oyea

Oh. Why, thank you.

(via ruinedchildhood)


projectendo:

I love the Lego Movie so much, and I connected with Unikitty’s thinly-veiled anger issues on a spiritual level, so I figured I’d make an animation out of the (clearly) most important character.

projectendo:

I love the Lego Movie so much, and I connected with Unikitty’s thinly-veiled anger issues on a spiritual level, so I figured I’d make an animation out of the (clearly) most important character.


the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

(via ruinedchildhood)